Steven Moffat: “The thing about Sherlock Holmes is that sex, for him, is thinking.That’s where his dick’s located. That’s his problem. It’s like some genetic experiment where someone wired the libido to the brain instead.”

Sherlock to Watson: “You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but as a conductor of light, you are unbeatable. Some people who aren’t geniuses have the most amazing ability to stimulate it in others.”